That’s what it really is. It’s not the taxes. I’m grateful that we are making enough money to be paying taxes. Really. Seriously. What I hate is math. It doesn’t matter if I’m using a CPA or Turbotax, there’s still math involved. I’ve heard it said that math is like music; it is a language. Well, I like music. Heck. I LOVE music. But, I can’t read music. When I was 10 my parents bought a used piano and I got piano lessons. The best part about piano lessons was it got me out of answering any music questions in school because the teacher figured I knew music. HAH! Fooled her. (Sorry, Mrs. Hair) My poor piano teacher could never teach me to read music. I was a hopeless case. My parents traded the piano in for a sweet ride...a Stingray bicycle, complete with a happening banana seat. You remember, you know you do. My first anxiety attack? First grade....a test with 2+3=___ and I couldn’t remember learning 2+3 and was too stressed to think about using my fingers. Freshman Algebra? I was in the back of the class writing poetry. In my own defense, I did get one of my algebra poems published in the newspaper. You see, my dad was working in Taiwan at the time...never mind. That’s another story. Math. I filled out one of those half-page 1040’s once when I was single and made less than $12,000 a year. By the time I was done it said I owed thousands. Math. Hate it. As far as languages go there are so many I would rather learn. Right now if I had a piano I’d be playing the blues, if I knew how to play. And I’d be singin’ something like “Ain’t got no money, Ain’t got no time, Can’t you hear me Uncle Saaaaam, I ain’t got a dime”. Wait...lyrics...math...I feel a poem coming on......excuse me...
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Project 365 Day 104
That’s what it really is. It’s not the taxes. I’m grateful that we are making enough money to be paying taxes. Really. Seriously. What I hate is math. It doesn’t matter if I’m using a CPA or Turbotax, there’s still math involved. I’ve heard it said that math is like music; it is a language. Well, I like music. Heck. I LOVE music. But, I can’t read music. When I was 10 my parents bought a used piano and I got piano lessons. The best part about piano lessons was it got me out of answering any music questions in school because the teacher figured I knew music. HAH! Fooled her. (Sorry, Mrs. Hair) My poor piano teacher could never teach me to read music. I was a hopeless case. My parents traded the piano in for a sweet ride...a Stingray bicycle, complete with a happening banana seat. You remember, you know you do. My first anxiety attack? First grade....a test with 2+3=___ and I couldn’t remember learning 2+3 and was too stressed to think about using my fingers. Freshman Algebra? I was in the back of the class writing poetry. In my own defense, I did get one of my algebra poems published in the newspaper. You see, my dad was working in Taiwan at the time...never mind. That’s another story. Math. I filled out one of those half-page 1040’s once when I was single and made less than $12,000 a year. By the time I was done it said I owed thousands. Math. Hate it. As far as languages go there are so many I would rather learn. Right now if I had a piano I’d be playing the blues, if I knew how to play. And I’d be singin’ something like “Ain’t got no money, Ain’t got no time, Can’t you hear me Uncle Saaaaam, I ain’t got a dime”. Wait...lyrics...math...I feel a poem coming on......excuse me...
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ditto, hate math.
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